From Linux.com how to write lolcode:
To declare a variable in LOLCODE, use the I HAS A statement, like so:
I HAS A CHEEZBURGER
Here, we’re declaring CHEEZBURGER as a variable. Let’s take a look at a short script that will iterate CHEEZBURGER and print out its value:
HAI
I HAS A CHEEZBURGER ITZ 1
IM IN YR LOOP
VISIBLE “I has dis many: ” N CHEEZBURGER
IZ CHEEZBURGER BIGGER THAN 11 O RLY?
YA RLY
GTFO
NO WAI
UP CHEEZBURGER!!1
KTHX
KTHX
KTHXBYE
















Surely KTHXBAI ?
I foresee a fork in the development path.
Brilliant.