nathan williams | simiant.com

From Linux.com how to write lolcode:

To declare a variable in LOLCODE, use the I HAS A statement, like so:

I HAS A CHEEZBURGER

Here, we’re declaring CHEEZBURGER as a variable. Let’s take a look at a short script that will iterate CHEEZBURGER and print out its value:

HAI
I HAS A CHEEZBURGER ITZ 1

IM IN YR LOOP
  VISIBLE “I has dis many: ” N CHEEZBURGER
  IZ CHEEZBURGER BIGGER THAN 11 O RLY?
    YA RLY
      GTFO
    NO WAI
      UP CHEEZBURGER!!1
  KTHX
KTHX

KTHXBYE