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“Welcome to the wonderful underwater world of AquaWomen, a special place on the web for all Aquaphiles and lovers of the submerged female form. Here, you can meet and enjoy superb still and moving imagery of our beautiful, young and attractive mermaids, as they erotically swim and submerge under the water to create and bring a wide and varied selection of Aquaphile fantasy scenarious and themes especially to you.” er… Dean showed it to me.
As everyone knows, the best way to kill a zombie is to shoot it in the head, preferably with a pump action shotgun, failing that decapitating it with a shovel. However I must say, that after watching ‘28 weeks later’ again, I’m now convinced that decapitation by helicopter rotor blade is in fact the way forward. Obviously it’s more difficult as you have to fly really low, however it does offer the advantage of being able to take out loads of zombies at once. Hmmm, so as zombies will in fact take over the world one day, I now feel like I must now go an get helicopter flying lessons, which obviously will be useful because it will help me escape to the shopping mall much more quickly. It’s win win really…
From Linux.com how to write lolcode:
To declare a variable in LOLCODE, use the I HAS A statement, like so:
I HAS A CHEEZBURGER
Here, we’re declaring CHEEZBURGER as a variable. Let’s take a look at a short script that will iterate CHEEZBURGER and print out its value:
HAI
I HAS A CHEEZBURGER ITZ 1
IM IN YR LOOP
VISIBLE “I has dis many: ” N CHEEZBURGER
IZ CHEEZBURGER BIGGER THAN 11 O RLY?
YA RLY
GTFO
NO WAI
UP CHEEZBURGER!!1
KTHX
KTHX
KTHXBYE
So here’s a LOLCat! LOL! Oh, here are some more. ROFL!!!!
So in celebration of the fact that First Tuesday are returning to London and the inevitable carnage that will ensue, I’ve taken the liberty of re-branding FuckedCompany.com, y’know, so it’s all web 2.0′ish. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you:
Well according to Google Images I am the most important person in MRM Worldwide. LOL!
Via Church of the Customer a compilation of ‘citizen media’ competition winners run by several brands including Intuit and Southwest Airlines. Worth it just to see my man Vanilla Ice in an Uncle Sam glitter top hat.
Send an apology then. So funny I LOL’D.
New Tee by Oliver Moss on Threadless
Get a First Life: A One Page Satire of Second Life
America’s teens, your First Life dream world awaits. Hang out at the mall! Embarass yourself in gym class! Get acne! Experiment with mind-altering recreational drugs! The First Life world is your oyster.
Baby book (17/365), originally uploaded by Stephen Fulljames.
Logo.Hallucination A project by Christophe Bruno - Head of programming: Valeriu Lacatusu
There are two ex clients of mine on the current homepage, both a bit porno, but given the masculinity of their trade, spot on.
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